A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.
#home school #dork #weirdo #awkward #violins
Yo It's Bruce tarafından 16 Ekim 2012, Salı
When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.
#nards #balls #mayonnaise #greasy #sweat
Emixam Noid tarafından 28 Mart 2008, Cuma
A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
#maynard #geek #bad-ass #fear #respect
N_Maynard tarafından 5 Ekim 2005, Çarşamba
A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.

Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"

"Omg what a maynard"
#maynard #manatee #sexually #frustrated #meme #page #tool #gay #sea #creature #wtf
chyeahyeah11 tarafından 12 Haziran 2014, Perşembe
Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.
I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.
#mayonaise #maynard #mayo #mustard #condiment #yellow #soybean oil #mustard seed #potato salad #cheeseburger #hot dog
rDoorn tarafından 15 Haziran 2010, Salı
A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.
Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
#maynard #town #small #sex #bang
TheWiseMan1 tarafından 25 Mayıs 2006, Perşembe
A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
#noob #fool #person what doesn't get stuff #silly #misunderstanding
Shpoon tarafından 15 Nisan 2009, Çarşamba
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