a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times
oh mike is such a mike
shadowm32 tarafından 1 Nisan 2010, Perşembe
One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick.
Nick: She's 6 years old.
Johnnylllllllllllllllllll tarafından 24 Temmuz 2010, Cumartesi
the name for a boy who enjoys killing diabetic babies
"HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE MIKE IS NEARING!!"
leenieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tarafından 22 Mayıs 2010, Cumartesi
The god of camels. His birthday is every wednesday!
All hail Mike!
sp00kyd00d tarafından 3 Aralık 2014, Çarşamba
fat piece of shit
She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike
Pheonix311 tarafından 31 Ekim 2011, Pazartesi
An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.
Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.
forksandspoons tarafından 8 Şubat 2011, Salı
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
dave555123 tarafından 18 Kasım 2010, Perşembe

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