The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
MANIAC!? tarafından 1 Aralık 2013, Pazar
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
NoMike tarafından 18 Şubat 2013, Pazartesi
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
LAdy gaga tarafından 20 Haziran 2012, Çarşamba
one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes
mike is so mike
Balhtem tarafından 12 Nisan 2010, Pazartesi
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
Ugh I dated a mike!
That one girl sms tarafından 8 Ocak 2016, Cuma
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
SquishyG tarafından 24 Eylül 2013, Salı
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
facon675309 tarafından 11 Ağustos 2011, Perşembe

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