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Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
Steve tarafından 28 Ekim 2003, Salı
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
Safecracker G tarafından 15 Ekim 2004, Cuma
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
Savage Henry tarafından 12 Ağustos 2004, Perşembe
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
Gavyn tarafından 27 Ağustos 2004, Cuma
another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
Waggers tarafından 10 Ocak 2009, Cumartesi
To relax or chill out
ah, I'm fucking tired, time to mong.......
Zoomungus tarafından 27 Kasım 2014, Perşembe
NikeOnPoint
Hey your such a mong you make NikeOnPoint look normal
lelelelelelelel tarafından 9 Eylül 2014, Salı
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