"You know how much I love penguins, right? Well last week I went to the North Pole to see them live, you know. Turns out they don't even live there. They apparently live at the South Pole..."
"For real, dude?! Damn, that's negative dope son! Was it worth the trip though?"
"Well, a polar bear ate my right thumb but other than that I had a good time. I really wanted to see some penguins though."