Top Definition
When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.
#masturbate #ejaculate #jack-off #fantasy #football
Fantasy Footaball Guru tarafından 22 Kasım 2010, Pazartesi
When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
#baseball #basketball #sports #football #roster
timmah55 tarafından 5 Kasım 2010, Cuma
A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
Deezed Nuts tarafından 1 Şubat 2016, Pazartesi
when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.
Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?
#masturbate #rosterbating #rosterbait #rosterbaiting #penis stabbing
fv3diamonds tarafından 4 Nisan 2008, Cuma
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