Smile A Little Then Stop

An alternative to 'LOL' unless you are Laughing Out Loud
"tells a joke"
"SALTS!"
Alison Poon tarafından 15 Aralık 2011, Perşembe
A synonym for the term 'You just got owned!'
Josh- Well Averie, you are just a big lying skank with no friends and I just wanted to let you that the guy you cheated on me with has herpes.

Everybody in hearing range- OOOOOOOOH SALT
ToniTheTiger tarafından 13 Mayıs 2011, Cuma
A name for hugely fatty people, usually secretly. Salt is in the ocean. The ocean is big. Just like that guy you always thought lost 90 calories for every ten minutes he walked. Also an name for fat.

You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT GUY IS SALTY

Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.

Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.

Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
via giphy
tianaabid tarafından 29 Mart 2016, Salı
A bad ass bitch. Does what she wants. Doesn't take anyone else's shit. Never gets fucked over...ALWAYS does the fucking. Getting caught is never an issue, because SALT always escapes and gets what she wants.
That Rita and Shannen are SALT, they never give a shit and are bad ass bitches. I wish I could be like those honey badgers.
Queen Mathers tarafından 23 Haziran 2011, Perşembe
smiled a little then stopped
in stead of saying L.O.L and lying to the person you are texting and you self say S.A.L.T.S.
crazy_panda28 tarafından 15 Mart 2014, Cumartesi
adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."

"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."

"Salt, there's only one left."
Sphinctersayswhaat? tarafından 30 Ocak 2012, Pazartesi
Smiled A Little Then Stopped
Instead of saying LOL you should start saying SALTS
Teen_Words123 tarafından 7 Mart 2015, Cumartesi
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