When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
OneShot tarafından 25 Temmuz 2012, Çarşamba
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
Stephen "Salmon" Jones tarafından 15 Ocak 2014, Çarşamba
walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
I about to go on a salmoning spree!
hty912064 tarafından 16 Nisan 2010, Cuma
Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.
I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.
Theo D-S tarafından 18 Eylül 2007, Salı
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
DaveTheToolMan tarafından 27 Ağustos 2007, Pazartesi
Having anal sex while penetrated partner is experiencing diarrhea. Term comes from the action of a salmon swimming against the current.
"We had amazing sex last night after eating at that Mexican restaurant; he got a case of the squirts, so we started salmoning."
Bottledspider tarafından 23 Şubat 2012, Perşembe
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*
Joanna Barret Hound tarafından 20 Şubat 2012, Pazartesi

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