Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"