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When one feels the pain of a recent endeavor gone awry but feels the need to masturbate furiously.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
You: what are you doing in there? you've been crying for an hour... and I can hear fapping, are you having a sobwank
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Chloethemoonpie tarafından 28 Şubat 2011, Pazartesi

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