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1.
In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
dj gs68 tarafından 9 Ağustos 2003, Cumartesi
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2.
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
IanTheLUEser tarafından 14 Aralık 2003, Pazar
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3.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
Gizwidget tarafından 12 Kasım 2007, Pazartesi
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4.
An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
Thousandinone tarafından 1 Şubat 2007, Perşembe
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5.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
Carynne No. tarafından 18 Ocak 2007, Perşembe
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6.
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
maxwell tallman tarafından 8 Eylül 2010, Çarşamba
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7.
The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
SirAnonymousIII tarafından 29 Aralık 2011, Perşembe
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