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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
Jelly Pumpernickel tarafından 4 Ekim 2012, Perşembe
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Choadalay-dee-heeee tarafından 9 Ocak 2013, Çarşamba
another word for ejaculate
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
another word for ejaculate tarafından 10 Haziran 2015, Çarşamba
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
Big-OH tarafından 23 Ocak 2009, Cuma
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Ja-mmin tarafından 24 Nisan 2005, Pazar
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
d to a the to the n-n-y tarafından 11 Şubat 2007, Pazar
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
Nocturnal Eccentric tarafından 29 Aralık 2009, Salı

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