sözcük ara, mesela half chub:
 
1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
Jelly Pumpernickel tarafından 4 Ekim 2012, Perşembe
 
2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Choadalay-dee-heeee tarafından 9 Ocak 2013, Çarşamba
 
3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
Big-OH tarafından 23 Ocak 2009, Cuma
 
4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
d to a the to the n-n-y tarafından 11 Şubat 2007, Pazar
 
5.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Ja-mmin tarafından 24 Nisan 2005, Pazar
 
6.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
big bob roberts jr the third tarafından 25 Eylül 2009, Cuma
 
7.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
LukeSpaffy tarafından 28 Ekim 2006, Cumartesi