Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.
Staten island (South shore)- A area where mostly Italian-American kids think they are ghetto in spite of the fact that they are prileged and hate black people. They even makeup fake ass guido gangs (gasp!). When they are arrested by the cops for petite crimes like vandalizing property and shoplifting, they cry like little bitches.They live in 800K to million dollar mansions and drive BMW convertibles, SUV's, Hondas and Volkswagen Jettas to school while blasting rap, ironically. A place where parents pass on their "views" of the world to their upper middle class children. The parents all act like they are the shit, and talk with an annoying staten island guido accent.
South Shore, West Shore, East Shore, and North Shore. All Shores are Diffrent, West Shore is full of Highways and is Pretty Much isolated, South Shore has a huge Population of Italians. it is also Somewhat isolated. Most Car Accidents do Occur in The South Shore area Of Staten Island, East Shore, The Verazanno Bridge and the Staten Island Express. A Very Busy Area. With Most Residential Area. North Shore, People may say North Shore is filled with minorities. However the St. George area is Busy 24/7 With the Staten Island Ferry. it is a Residential are with majoriy of Low Imcome housing.
Staten Island kid: Staten Island or the Island of Hell
Queens kid : Ha the forgotten borough
1. There are black people on Staten Island! It isn't all Italian.
2. There is no dump and hasn't been since 2001.
3. The air is seriously polluted but it doesn't smell.
4. There's five sections of Staten Island, the North Shore, the South Shore, the West Shore, Mid-Island, and the SI Mall.
5. All the black/hispanic/non-white people live on the North Shore (Above the highway). All the white people live in the other sections.
6. There are over 7 sets of project buildings on Staten Island.
7. There are very rough, and unsafe areas on Staten Island's North Shore.
8. There's three bus lines that go to Brooklyn and one to Jersey.
9. North Shore Staten Island people don't travel to the other parts of SI and only see them at the Mall and the Ferry.
10. "Guidos" from the South Shore are scared of the North Shore!
Bronx Person: "Damnn..i thought only white ppl live dere"
Speaking as an Irish, North Shore resident, the South Shore is filled with illiterate, close-minded, spoiled children. The "Staten Island" sterotype is completely because of those assholes. Unfortunately, all Caucasian inhabitants of Staten Island are supposed to have a thick Staten Island accent, which is like the retarded child of a New Jersey accent and a Brooklyn accent, tan to an unnatural color, usually orange, and gel the shit out of your hair, if you are a man, or use hairspray like there's a fucking endless supply of it.
The North Shore, however, is known for it's crime, though I would much rather live two blocks from Jersey Street than in Tottenville. This may not come as a shock to some of you, but the KKK has an active chapter located right in Tottenville.
Please, if on a visit to Staten Island, take my advice and get out as quickly as you came. Maybe you can still go to Brooklyn.
Guido/Guidette: Ummmmm, n0. I d0nt t4lk to p30pl3 l1ke u.
Intelligent Staten Islander: I'm astounded and scared of the fact that my IQ is slowly decreasing every moment I spend talking to you.
Guido/Guidette: IQ? n0w u g0nna t4lk sh1t?
Intelligent Staten Islander: How did I end up in this cesspool? My God, why have you forsaken me?