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When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
JaySteeze tarafından 2 Ocak 2015, Cuma
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Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
Gary Needle tarafından 20 Nisan 2013, Cumartesi
While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.
Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!
Eliot The Great tarafından 15 Temmuz 2014, Salı
The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
Cadmb3 tarafından 31 Mart 2011, Perşembe
Trying to have sex while flaccid
"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."
Cohen95 tarafından 10 Temmuz 2008, Perşembe
A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
Jeff Bohagen tarafından 18 Mart 2009, Çarşamba

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