Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time
Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?
#tweet #total #waste #everyone #extra #time #social media #computers #procrastination #internet #unproductive
TheBioComputer iMagiNation tarafından 21 Eylül 2013, Cumartesi
Top Definition
Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.
Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?
#twibe #twibed #sweet #sweet! #twitter #dude #dude! #nice #nice!
ocius1 tarafından 21 Nisan 2009, Salı
1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
#tweeting #tweetin #tweetin' #sucking your own cock #twitter #scork #birds #chirp #head #masturbate
assmasturrrrrrr tarafından 3 Ocak 2010, Pazar
A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
#twitter #post #chat #im #twitterer
ScottAllen tarafından 16 Mart 2008, Pazar
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
#tweets #fart #gas #flatulance #bloating
Ugly Dave tarafından 1 Kasım 2011, Salı
n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter
Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude
#twitter #stupid #lame #boring #loserish
CaityMandy tarafından 16 Haziran 2010, Çarşamba
The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.
As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!
#tweet #texting #shorthand #internet #twitter
pyriticsilence tarafından 20 Kasım 2011, Pazar
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