David: She did Jenna is the ass last week! I thought she was a lesbian?
Jack: No, she's just an analsexual.
Kick-ass: No! What'd he do?
Dude: He stuck a corndog up his ass!
Kick-ass: Holy shit Dude! He must be gay!
Dude: No... he's banged a bunch of girls. I think he's just analsexual.