A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America
, aka Canada
. Most Canadians
do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport
Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.
Costa Rican Immigration: Hello sir, may I see you passport?
Canadians: Oh sure, just here to party and molest little ticas
Costa Rican Immigration: OK,we love Americans.
Canadians: Wow!! I never knew we were Americans.
Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.
Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
Those that reside in canadia
doon't cha knoow?
"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."
1. a person who is overly self-righteous that they don't reside in America
2. a person who has excessive pride in something, i.e. a country, without any basis for that pride
3. a person who seems to get a lot of satisfaction from the blunders its southern neighbor makes; so in other words, a smug prig who is smug not because they do anything right or take any action and initiative in the international arena, but because they don't do anything wrong; i.e., they don't do anything period
4. a person that takes excessive pride in their peacefulness and healthcare and other domestic politicies; which is fine, but shouldn't be a point of bragging, because the only reason you have the domestic budget for those policies is because you have a junior military, something along the lines of an adventure camp; and the reason is because canadians rely completely on the U.S. armed forces and negating the need for their own, meaning they have a lot of money then to spend on social programs
5. a person who touts their nation's healthcare and low-crime rate to the point of moral superiority; that makes no sense considering the population of their country is a fraction the size of the U.S.; the only major steady flow of immigration comes from East Asia, esp. Taiwan, which is a hard-working and prosperous ethnic group where crime is almost non-existent; and also, the easiest way for an Asian to get Canadia citizenship is to prove to the Candadian government they have $1,000,000 in saving...
we live within 200 miles of the usa / canadaian boarder because it's to damn cold to live anywhere else.... not because we need your I.V. bag...
california vs Yukon... hmmmm