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1.
1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, bitchy and stupid. Commonly known as stupid short people.

2. Spawn of Satan hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
Little Kid: Mommy, buy me David beckham!

Mother: Dear, I just bought you Anna Kournikova yesterday! Ill buy you him for you next week. How about I buy you Ronaldinho first?

Little Kid: *Starts crying* BUT I DONT WANT RONALDINHO!!! BUY ME DAVID!!!!! *Starts rolling on the floor*

Mother: ......

Little Kid: You won't like me when I'm angry. FLAME ON! *Incinerates Mother"
Gravitons tarafından 23 Ağustos 2005, Salı
 
2.
The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
Clem tarafından 21 Şubat 2005, Pazartesi
 
3.
A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*
Erszebet tarafından 17 Mart 2006, Cuma
 
4.
the walking and breathing ad for safe sex
i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
RJ aka Rolla Stout tarafından 5 Ocak 2009, Pazartesi
 
5.
Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
Valintino the Big Surpremo tarafından 25 Ağustos 2010, Çarşamba
 
6.
The main cause of pedophilia.
"You know what I say? fuck the children".
-George Carlin, about the importance of children.
Dude of Death tarafından 29 Mart 2009, Pazar
 
7.
I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?
dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol
GoldenYear11 tarafından 13 Ocak 2010, Çarşamba