During the late 1970's, a duo or trio of Central New Jersey teenaged males would break off from the larger peer group to maximize personal gain and form what was called a "corporation". Usually the hastily formed corporations mission statement included the pursuit of hot chicks, smoking a limited supply of excellent weed, or attending a keg party without the rest of the peer group attending. These loose-knit organizations could last anywhere from one day to several weeks. Often after the corporation dissolved, the former members would be absorbed back into the peer group after some interrogative statements about where the party was or how ugly that chick was who you were sucking face with last night.
Hey, is that Joey in the passengers seat of Bob's Monte? Joey only has a little of that killer weed left. He must have formed a corporation with Bob so they can smoke whats left between themselves and leave us out here freezing on the street corner.
#weed #corporation #new jersey #hot chicks #personal gain
Mr. Southwood tarafından 25 Şubat 2009, Çarşamba
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Something that doesn't really need to be greedy, but in reality, is.

CEOs in America make thousands of times more than their employees. In Britain, they only make about six times as much.

See that CD you just bought for $15? It cost about 1 cent to make it. How much does the artist get? About 50 cents or less per CD. How much goes into the laborers that made the CD? Well, seeing that it was either made by machines or minimum-wage workers (to assemble the case), the electricity/labor cost per CD is probably 5-10 cents. Let's round up and say it's a dollar total. So where's the rest go? Into the corporation.

The Rock Against Bush CD cost $7 (if you buy it directly from the producer). That's less than half the price of a typical CD. That shows that it is possible to have cheap CDs.

An ideal corporation always puts its employees before its executive office and always puts its consumers before its profit. But of course, none of this happens. We see people get laid off so that the exectuive's stock can go up a half of a point. We see goods that cost a dollar to make being sold for twenty. We see them exploiting the children of third-world countries.

Don't give me crap about how they want the job. It's exploiting, regardless of whether they want it or not. Since when do Americans deserve more rights than Africans or Chinese?

Oh, and corporations basically have the government and media in its pocket. Corporations buy the presidency through donations. Enron donated $114,752 to the Republicans and $102,050 to the Democrats. Then, when they're elected, the do whatever the corporation wants. Oh, and they control the media too. Microsoft controls NBC, Fox controls Fox news, etc. Liberal media my ass. It's not a liberal media, it's not a conservative media. It's a profiteer media. Meaning, anything that will get them a profit, they will report.
Damn, I hate those money-mongering corporations. It's a pity no one can do jack shit about them though.
DrIdiot tarafından 28 Haziran 2004, Pazartesi
An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.
Corporations have more rights than people do.
Downstrike tarafından 5 Haziran 2004, Cumartesi
the real controllers of the world. and no its not just America.
Money controls everything. take control of a countries economy, u practically are the king.
the top 3 corporations in the world: Exxon/Mobile General Motors Ford, individually make more revenue then all but 6 countries in the world.
Dong Woo tarafından 12 Kasım 2004, Cuma
Entity that can, and usually does, abuse its employees, investors, and customers. Led by individuals called executives, who care only about playing golf, porking each other's trophy wives, and lining their own pockets.
Many elections have been rigged by powerful corporations.
Anonymous tarafından 6 Ekim 2003, Pazartesi
A collection of people who hate each other, working themselves to death to make someone else rich.
"He's had three heart attacks in the last six months, hasn't seen his kids and a year and will gladly tell you the sky is beet red if his boss says so. He's a real asset to the corporation."
#corporation #business #company #work #employment
Salieri82 tarafından 22 Temmuz 2009, Çarşamba
A fascist regime that is permitted to exist within a democratic society.
It was the corporation that introduced fascism in Europe before WW2.
#corporation #socialism #hitler #stalin #marx #castro #che
Democracy is Dead tarafından 14 Nisan 2010, Çarşamba
Total ownage of all there is including your mind and your life.

All your base are belong to us.

And there is nothing you or anyone else can do.
NWO - New World Order.
Light. tarafından 26 Nisan 2005, Salı
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