To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
GSD Ste V B tarafından 13 Haziran 2006, Salı
The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
GrungeMonkey tarafından 21 Mart 2006, Salı
to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!
shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
mike tarafından 19 Mart 2004, Cuma
Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.
Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
Wankington tarafından 29 Ekim 2008, Çarşamba
Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.





Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
compasskid tarafından 21 Nisan 2009, Salı
When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.
I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
Tom pickthall is butt chillin tarafından 29 Temmuz 2014, Salı
To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
Charlie Hesketh tarafından 19 Şubat 2014, Çarşamba

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