Two mysterious strangers
"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"


"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"
Ace Greene tarafından 10 Ocak 2004, Cumartesi
A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:
1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"

2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"

3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"

4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.

To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.

I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.
Nick D tarafından 8 Temmuz 2004, Perşembe
Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".
"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*


*continue driving*
zombyxzolem tarafından 15 Ocak 2011, Cumartesi
it means this BALL SAC
you: have you heard of that Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!! tarafından 3 Ekim 2003, Cuma
A colloquial spike-strip engineered to derail coherent discourse.
"Hey yo, I think I see Mandy!"

Reply: "Mandy?"

"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts feel good on your chin"
a testicle festival tarafından 20 Eylül 2003, Cumartesi
These Nuts!
Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!
Lors tarafından 20 Nisan 2015, Pazartesi
The only accceptable definition is my balls
Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)
Team Queens tarafından 13 Mart 2007, Salı

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