A bunch of cowards that would prefer to surrender and suck their own dicks rather then fight and die for a worthy cause.

Also, look up Canada(Although, there are no good definitions about it on Urban dictionary).
French Army rifle -- Never fired, only dropped once.

Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.

Q : What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A : How to surrender in at least 10 different languages.

Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse - they've been repackaged and sold to France." --- Craig Kilborn

Q :Why is it good to be French?
A : You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the U.S. will win it for you.

Q. How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five
one to sit on his ass, watch, and do nothing.
the second to turn tail and run.
the third to roll over.
the forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces.
and the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

Q : What's the shortest book ever written?
A : "French War Heroes".

Q : What do you call a Frenchman killed defending his country?
A : ... I don't know either, it has never happened!

These are not my Jokes! It originally came from a diffrent site.
#french #cowards #frogs #surrender #cheese
You dont need to know me00 tarafından 14 Mayıs 2009, Perşembe
The new slang used to replace queer, stupid, dumb, weak, sensitive, gay and retarded.

EX1.<Kristy> Ow, I scratched my arm.
<Jack> Shut up, quit being french
EX2.<WhaleRider>I'm so sad my Wife spent all my money and I can't control her.
<Schmittens>Quit being french and just slap that ho.
EX3<ClamShell>Damn my Tiburon is the new Hotness!
<Johnny> Naw, that shit is pretty French.

#dumb #queer #retarded #sensitive #stupid
BurnItAll tarafından 10 Haziran 2008, Salı
the french are a wimpy country
dude 1:how many french people does it take to win a war?
dude 2: umm... 3???
(usually followed by a laugh of some sort..)
#french #wimps #jokes #war #the french
rafie tarafından 25 Haziran 2006, Pazar
ugly annoying snobby people who always have a bad attitude
. they talk as if they have something stuck in their nose. they think there better then everyone else and there racist
Oliver is an evil french man.
#ugly #annoying #snobby #greedy #stuck up
lalabambaebe123 tarafından 2 Ekim 2008, Perşembe
1. A person from the Western-European country of France, who thinks his/her country has the best education system in the world but he/she is unable to say a proper sentence in any other modern language.

2. A person who thinks his/her country is the best because he/she has not been in other countries.

3. A person who uses to take a shower only once a week, and change clothes only when they stink and think she/he is cool for doing so.

4. A fanatic left wing person who thinks work and richness are evil and Stalin was a genius.

5. A male homosexual.

6. A married man who likes when his wife cheats on him.

7. A person who fears change and modernity.
"Hey have you seen the new boy friend of Mike? His clothes are old and dirty and he looks like a beggar"

"Yeah, He's French"
#surrender #nazi #gay #homosexual #liberal #coward #whore #dirty
Nholgerson tarafından 27 Şubat 2007, Salı
A person or object originating from the Western-European country of France.
Another famous product of France is surrender.
You don't need to know my name. tarafından 28 Şubat 2005, Pazartesi
Someone who is of French desent or an asshole: egotistical, nationalistic, stuck up, and hates everything other then people like him. He also gives up at the first sign of danger. Can be found hating on stronger countries in groups, like the USA, Englan, and Russia. Can be used to describe someone who acts this way also.
Steve: Who are those smelly people making fun of us Americans dad?
Dad: Oh son, don't mind them, they're French, they won't hurt you.

Kyle: Yo, Mike, what's up with Jim today?
Mike: Oh, he told me I was a hairy goon who eats pig shit.
Kyle: Yea, what a French fuck.
#france #fags #pussy #surrender #whit flag #shit talker #gay #homosexual
USA_ALL_THE_WAY69 tarafından 22 Ocak 2009, Perşembe
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