When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
markah stewart tarafından 22 Ekim 2005, Cumartesi
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
Crispee22 tarafından 12 Eylül 2011, Pazartesi
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
Jack10392 tarafından 6 Mayıs 2010, Perşembe
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
J Kong tarafından 19 Ekim 2013, Cumartesi
During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
Teddy076 tarafından 13 Şubat 2009, Cuma
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
Troy tarafından 25 Mayıs 2004, Salı
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
Cumshot Carl tarafından 12 Kasım 2011, Cumartesi
When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
NMay2324 tarafından 20 Mart 2010, Cumartesi

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