A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.
Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.
Jackson Tiger tarafından 10 Temmuz 2008, Perşembe
n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
anonymous (but the email is real) tarafından 20 Ocak 2004, Salı
a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
Steve-o59 tarafından 22 Haziran 2007, Cuma
A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.
"OMG...are you watching porno?!?!?!?!??!"
Schyler tarafından 18 Mayıs 2004, Salı
some woman who tries to take over your life and controll you, train you and make you her pet, dont ever underestimate the power a woman

lazy, uncooperative, insensitive, poor excuse of a man
see blood sucker
see also controll freak
also see also manipulator
hunny will you do the dishes and clean the cat box i need to go tanning and paint my nails
cgpm tarafından 13 Haziran 2004, Pazar
A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.
Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!
Comrade Wang tarafından 29 Ekim 2006, Pazar
a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak
i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef
asian tarafından 8 Eylül 2003, Pazartesi

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