It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.
F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.
WesWes tarafından 13 Mart 2008, Perşembe
More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
Dick Splash tarafından 10 Kasım 2003, Pazartesi
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
Archie2K tarafından 17 Nisan 2004, Cumartesi
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
OutlawStar tarafından 27 Temmuz 2004, Salı
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
nikkan_hanil tarafından 30 Haziran 2004, Çarşamba
"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
Mr. Johnny tarafından 15 Nisan 2005, Cuma
a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.
"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."
Sea Blue tarafından 12 Mart 2009, Perşembe