The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre tarafından 28 Ekim 2006, Cumartesi
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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
Luke tarafından 12 Temmuz 2003, Cumartesi
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
xJenx tarafından 10 Ağustos 2005, Çarşamba
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber


that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
CLASS_A_BIRD tarafından 18 Şubat 2009, Çarşamba
A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
iluvmybathroom13 tarafından 26 Ekim 2004, Salı
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.

1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."

"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."

"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
dlepper tarafından 9 Nisan 2010, Cuma
Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
:) tarafından 12 Ekim 2004, Salı
a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk
jonny boid tarafından 11 Eylül 2009, Cuma

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