Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
Mrs. Zetterberg tarafından 12 Nisan 2009, Pazar
The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!
Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"

George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"

Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"

George: "Why is that?"

Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"

George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greatest sport in the world. Played by the top athletes in the world. Guys want to be us, Girls want to see us and we are the center of the universe.
If you think of football any person can run a route, catch or throw a ball and stick a needle full of roids in their ass.
Hockey takes skill, speed and smarts. You can't have a 400 pound guy play like in football. On the ice they let problems get settled like men should, with a tilt. Not to mention in no other sport can you grow the flow like in hockey. It's UNREAL.
Biff "Hey you watch the football game?"
Joe "No, if I wanted to watch roid monkeys rub themselves I'd go to a football players house and throw on some gay porn"
Biff "Did you watch the hockey game?"
Joe "Yea, it was UNREAl!"
Biff "I didn't."
Joe "That's BUSH!"
Gong Show Garry tarafından 30 Nisan 2006, Pazar
the greatest fuckin' game on earth.
and on the seventh day, God created hockey
proudtobethatguy tarafından 28 Nisan 2015, Salı
It's a team MMA fight and everyone has 3 foot wooden(sometimes carbon fiber) sticks! Bring a helmet!
Dude, did you see last night's hockey game?
The phil0soph3r tarafından 15 Mayıs 2010, Cumartesi
I'm not talking about some heavily padded game where morons slide around on frozen water and think with their fists. I'm talking about HOCKEY. The real hockey. What Americans call "field" hockey. And just before you make some ridiculous claim that "Ice hockey is way better, and has been around longer and is way more popular" check the facts.
1.) Field hockey is an Olympic sport with a world cup.
2.) It's played in North America, South America, Aisa, Australia, and Europe.
3.) It's vastly popular in places like England, The Netherlands, China, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Spain, Argentina, India, Pakistan, The United States, ect.
4.) There are famous field hockey players; Teun De Noojer, Christopher Zeller, Nikki Hudson, ect.
5.) The earliest forms of the game date back to 500BC, and depictions from the ancient Egyptians playing hockey (the real hockey that is) have been discovered.

Oh and before you go saying how "it's a girl's sport", think again. Some of the best players in the world are men. The only reason, the U.S. views it like that is because it was introduced to the country in the early 1900's via an English Woman.
Ice hockey player; "I play hockey."
Field hockey player; "Awesome, I use a Dita Terra V40, what about you?"
Ice hockey player; "What the hell is a Dita? I use a Bauer!"
Field hockey player; "Ohhhh, you must mean you play Ice hockey. Cause the real hockey is "field" hockey. But just call it hockey cause that's the name it deserves."
Ice hockey player; *goes to put on shoes with knives and slide around a solid water source.
therealhockey tarafından 23 Mart 2010, Salı
it's not just a sport...it's THE sport. Canada isn't just the only place where there are crazy people. Pittsburgh has them too...Hockey is the greatest sport in the world and there are also GORGEOUS players...
Have you seen Marc-Andre Fleury? He's such a gorgeous hockey player.
Oh yea! So is Kris Letang. Pittsburgh has sooo many hot hockey players!
Jenna Fleury tarafından 22 Şubat 2009, Pazar
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