A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.
People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!
The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)
Jebus is teh pwn
A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.
His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.
Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus
Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.
"Jebus is just better than you."
"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade
, and a plastic pear.
"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.
"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry
"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz
and you are nearly dead.
"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus
Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.
1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'
Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.
"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!