1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
Jake tarafından 22 Nisan 2005, Cuma
All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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The clit commander tarafından 10 Nisan 2003, Perşembe
What you do when there is nothing to do.
When I woke up in the middle of the night, I took off my clothes and started to masturbate.
KawaiiAnime tarafından 2 Kasım 2003, Pazar
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area.
"His girlfriend was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he masturbated to satiate his thirst for sexual activity"
Little Blue Patakha tarafından 15 Ocak 2003, Çarşamba
To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.
Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it?

Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?

Betty: Yes...

Jane:...is it good?
LuffySP tarafından 28 Haziran 2005, Salı
the process of pleasing yourself sexually.
the old man masturbated until he died.
the meat man tarafından 1 Kasım 2002, Cuma
to increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion
I masturbated and sunk your battleship
tae tarafından 26 Nisan 2003, Cumartesi

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