1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
Jake tarafından 22 Nisan 2005, Cuma
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
Your Ass tarafından 26 Eylül 2003, Cuma
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
Shandy lover tarafından 29 Nisan 2003, Salı
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
lucas bolton tarafından 6 Nisan 2006, Perşembe
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
anonymous tarafından 17 Aralık 2003, Çarşamba
How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
FatFastStrong tarafından 20 Ekim 2009, Salı
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
Anonymous tarafından 25 Ocak 2003, Cumartesi
when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo,

or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,

or again feelin ur

guys: dick aka cock

female: pussy

in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)
i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate,

i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee

p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)
im fresh n yes! ooohhh yesssss tarafından 26 Nisan 2009, Pazar

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