Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.