Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).

A MILF is someone who....

1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"

"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
Doctor Phew tarafından 14 Ağustos 2011, Pazar
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
Wpedit tarafından 19 Ağustos 2010, Perşembe
1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
mandavoshka tarafından 28 Temmuz 2010, Çarşamba
Man, Iwaizumi Looks Fantastic
It targets a number of anime characters with the said name, however It's regularly used for Iwaizumi Hajime a character in haikyuu!!.
MILF don't'chu agree Kuroo?

Oikawa was scribbling in his notebook all day and when I asked to see he told me later, so now he came and said I got it and we were like what and he shows us 'MILF' and explained us what was it. He got beat.
shrvwop tarafından 31 Mayıs 2015, Pazar
Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...
Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo
Story-Teller tarafından 5 Ocak 2015, Pazartesi
Your mom.
Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
duderino555 tarafından 26 Ekim 2014, Pazar
Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
Iz U Down tarafından 20 Eylül 2014, Cumartesi

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