Top Definition
The act of masturbation
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
Etan tarafından 5 Eylül 2003, Cuma
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
burntham tarafından 5 Eylül 2003, Cuma
An awesome and alternate name for masterbation, jacking off, or pleasuring yourself.
Riley: "What's Erik doing in the corner?"

Aubrey: "He's having a one-some with himself."
Aubsy tarafından 17 Ekim 2010, Pazar
Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
chasebiaotch tarafından 30 Mart 2010, Salı
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.
downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
braaphead tarafından 3 Kasım 2006, Cuma
another name for masterbation
thenumberonebitch tarafından 4 Eylül 2003, Perşembe
I would assume this means masturbation.
Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
b-town tarafından 6 Eylül 2003, Cumartesi
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