1)Future Sight - You can predict events that have not yet occured.
2)Telekinesis - My favorite. You can move objects around using nothing but your mind. Many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. Supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.
3)Pyrokinesis - You can control fire to an extent.
4)Remote Viewing - You can see events without actually being there. I bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.
5)Mind control - You can influence people's minds or completly take control of thier bodies.
-Victim: Bastard! Just because your psychic doesn't mean you gotta rub it in our faces.
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!