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A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.

The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.

Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
n00b: d00d i wuz playen red alert adn i totly pwned hiz bais wit a lazer d00d rush!!11111oneone

Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?
skater910 tarafından 22 Ağustos 2004, Pazar
When you see a ginger walk in the room.
"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
#ginger #fire #red #non-human #ugly
TYHD tarafından 9 Şubat 2009, Pazartesi
When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
#defecation #diarheaa #explosive #shit #shitting #poop #pooping #crap #crapping
Nobody0000 tarafından 28 Mart 2010, Pazar
When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.
"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"
#marlboro #red #cigarette #smoking #faggot
Hawihonne tarafından 3 Aralık 2009, Perşembe
having to fart while at a bar.
yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....
#farts #farting #farted #sharted #bars
brandi-charity tarafından 10 Temmuz 2008, Perşembe
Old school DJ
Red Alert is one of the dope old school cats
AC tarafından 31 Ocak 2004, Cumartesi
When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.
"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in awhile. It's past 1am; I'm goin' into Red Alert right now!"
bohits tarafından 2 Şubat 2004, Pazartesi
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