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When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
#sloppy #jose #sloppy hose #slop #sloppy joe
Capn26 tarafından 27 Ağustos 2006, Pazar
(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
#sloppy joe #mexican #texmex #burrito #slamtastic
Ryan Lefure tarafından 11 Mayıs 2013, Cumartesi
When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.
#mexican #food #sloppy #shower #tired
Chase "Brownie" Brownfield tarafından 18 Ekim 2006, Çarşamba
the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta
The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?
#sloppy joe #torta #sandwich #sloppy jose #mexican
Sexy Conservative tarafından 26 Ocak 2011, Çarşamba
The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .
Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.
#gross #ass #mexican #anal #condom
KoleTrain tarafından 22 Mayıs 2011, Pazar
When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..
yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's
#jose #jossy #dirty spanish men #sloppy joes #skeeter
pingo de oro tarafından 6 Eylül 2011, Salı
A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
#slopy jose #cuervo #alchohol #dirty #nasty
wall mirror tarafından 19 Haziran 2009, Cuma
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