Top Definition
white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg
Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.
Mike Cunt tarafından 10 Nisan 2003, Perşembe
Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.
Sperm fertilizes an egg.
Semen is manly cum.
Tragicalrocker tarafından 14 Kasım 2003, Cuma
a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber
Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!
Anonymous tarafından 29 Nisan 2003, Salı
Baby maker!
im ur baby! dont eat me!
kid tarafından 22 Mart 2004, Pazartesi
Street slang for penis pudding.
Sperm came out of my penis.
Joey Orgler 3 tarafından 7 Şubat 2008, Perşembe
Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.
Why swallow the fun away?
Raspberry (lust) muffin tarafından 16 Kasım 2004, Salı
Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.

Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.

And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
J Daddy Swerve tarafından 17 Kasım 2013, Pazar

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