Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.
Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.
Squid - Don't judge me
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge
Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)
*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)
*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)
*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)
newsagent: that'll be a quid
Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.
Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!