STD
Smirnoff Triple Distilled
"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."
#alcohol #smirnoff #vodka #fifth #bottle #drinks
itsyurgirl tarafından 8 Mayıs 2010, Cumartesi
STD
Super Tasty Doughnuts

anykind of good doughnut
Dan:Man krispy Kreme has STD's
#super #doughtnuts #taste #krispy #kreme
Vexed Wolf tarafından 24 Mart 2010, Çarşamba
STD
used to describe a guy's penis.

Super Tiny Dick
Cherly: hey how was your night with James?
Cherry: i left, he had a STD.

Cherly: haha that poor man. *laughs*
#std #dick #sex #small #tiny #penis
Le Donut tarafından 23 Mart 2010, Salı
'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
#sex #std #pregnancy #baby #aids #chlamydia #etc
Hate Me To Be Me =] tarafından 6 Mart 2010, Cumartesi
STD
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
#acronym #sexually transmitted disease #horny #condom #dental dam #clinic #hiv/aids #herpes #hepatitis
wishIwasAdocter tarafından 26 Ocak 2010, Salı
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
#disease #sex #venereal disease #aids #gonorrhea #syphilis
ewry tarafından 5 Ocak 2010, Salı
super thick dick
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
#s.t.d #hah #something #to #do
ftw-and-fml tarafından 26 Ekim 2009, Pazartesi
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