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A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
Eric Hartman tarafından 12 Temmuz 2003, Cumartesi
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
#crying #tear #jerk #masturbation #penis #fail
hologrammar tarafından 12 Mayıs 2011, Perşembe
When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
#tear jerker #jerk #jizz #eye #glass
Shogun of Skanks tarafından 28 Ekim 2010, Perşembe
When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.
Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*
#sex #fuck #cum #nose #teletubbies #facial #kama sutra #boy meets world #cory #topanga #mr. feeney #crying #jerk-off #ejaculation #blowing the load #tears. super-soaking
John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney tarafından 30 Mart 2008, Pazar
To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.
#tear #jerk #masturbate #cry #pussy #tearjerker #laid #sex
DWright tarafından 25 Mart 2007, Pazar
A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
#masturbation #tears #creepy #penis #semen
afrijapc tarafından 28 Haziran 2010, Pazartesi
a sad porno
Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"

Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
#porn #masturbation #tear #crying #jerking off
johnniewalker2284 tarafından 15 Mayıs 2011, Pazar
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